i just got 3 wisdom teeth yanked out of my gums. but apparently my tooth extraction was too “routine” so i don’t even get the pain pills or milkshakes or anything else that comes with getting your wisdom teeth out. what a bummer. i was kind of looking forward to sitting around and watching mr. show all day in a goopey haze tomorrow. now it just looks like i’ll have to sit there, fully aware of my strugglin’ gums.
anyway, i thought i would be more swollen than i am, so i’m still a sexy m.f.. i will just think about this photo for a little while and watch the national news. that should do pretty well to put me into a coma.
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