really, the best way i’ve found to attract strange visitors is to really load my blog up with tantalizing buzzwords that may or may not have anything to do with what i’m actually talking about. examples: “ruptured bellybutton“, “sexy ass“, “people smoking cigarettes“, “penis cloud“, “macauley culkin“, “stink pickle“, “pugs in trouble“, and any number of superglue topics – “superglue fun”, “getting superglue out of hair”, “superglue + all weather”. update: i got a new one – “play super glue nail games”.
oh yeah, and this doesn’t hurt, either:
Oh. My.
I really feel that “ruptured bellybutton” should have a candid attached to it of that thing that Janel has going on. Because that’s what the folks wanna see!
ha, that would just be “check the hernia”