friday night i dominated a game of risk (the board game of world domination). i mean i obliterated my competition. i started my empire in south america, from there spreading north to the upper continent. then i crossed over greenland, to iceland, to northern europe. then i switched my route, crossed the bering strait and bore down on the ussr. watch as my enemies fall. they were too silly and stupid to strike up an alliance, and as such, had to be felled by the sword. please.
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