irish day parade, irish car float, no matter what. the culinary adventure! guinness and hӓagen-dazs’s bailey’sⓇ irish ice cream. this is probably a little bit fallier than would’ve been prudent during yesterday’s 85∘nighttime. and also we ate two each (the second for both maggie and osiris contained espresso which was a delicious addition, but i was sleepy and enjoying it). a heavy undertaking, but certainly worthwhile!
superglue gumshoe 
Sounds like an “Irish shit-the-pants” to me, but yummy.
as far as i know, nobody shit the pants (or the chair, or the floor). but only as far as i know!