my real superpower is actually my very powerful electric field. i feel much more electric than i think anyone else does, like when adrenaline starts pumping or i have to stop short in my car or anything, i feel very acute electrical charges in my fingertips and the heels of my feet. when i get jealous, there’s a very specific buzz that happens in the rear base of my brain. i don’t know what lobe that is and i don’t feel like looking it up. it’s like moving heat.
in the past, when i was happy or doing well, i could control street lights on the interstate and in neighborhoods. it kind of dwindled for a few years, but it’s starting to come back, my ability to turn off street lights in startling numbers when i walk or drive by them.
maybe my broad electric field has something to do with the party planning. it’s also influential. taken all together, i think it’s called charisma.