there are many ways i am like a dude. a short list: my penchant for fart and penis jokes, my sloth, my foul mouth and my overaggressive shit talking.
we can add one more thing – i am a complete baby when i’m sick. i actually have the least intense cold of all time, but it’s been over a year since i’ve felt sick at all and honestly, i just don’t feel like putting up with it. so i’m making everyone else suffer with me.
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awww dude. i feel your pain.
i am also like a dude, dude. i think that is why i like you so much.
keep fartin’ 🙂
and feel better soon!
Sack up!
haha it’s soooooooo true that men are big babies when they’re “sick.” feel better ali-sooooooon!
ps did you take that pic cuz your camera is awesome!!!
carol: thanks man 🙂 yeah, next time you want to have a fart party, let me know. we can order some domino’s and really have at it.
ben: regulatorrrrs!
da-ho: thanks for the well wishes. i did take the picture, but i had to photoshop the hell out of it to make it look decent.
all of my favorite females necessarily exhibit those same qualities.
wtf does/should “ladylike” even mean?