the ways

there are many ways i am like a dude.  a short list:  my penchant for fart and penis jokes, my sloth, my foul mouth and my overaggressive shit talking.

we can add one more thing – i am a complete baby when i’m sick.  i actually have the least intense cold of all time, but it’s been over a year since i’ve felt sick at all and honestly, i just don’t feel like putting up with it.  so i’m making everyone else suffer with me.

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5 Responses to the ways

  1. carol says:

    awww dude. i feel your pain.
    i am also like a dude, dude. i think that is why i like you so much.
    keep fartin’ 🙂
    and feel better soon!

  2. da-ho says:

    haha it’s soooooooo true that men are big babies when they’re “sick.” feel better ali-sooooooon!

    ps did you take that pic cuz your camera is awesome!!!

  3. apheckel says:

    carol: thanks man 🙂 yeah, next time you want to have a fart party, let me know. we can order some domino’s and really have at it.

    ben: regulatorrrrs!

    da-ho: thanks for the well wishes. i did take the picture, but i had to photoshop the hell out of it to make it look decent.

  4. sgodt says:

    all of my favorite females necessarily exhibit those same qualities.
    wtf does/should “ladylike” even mean?

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