there are many ways i am like a dude. a short list: my penchant for fart and penis jokes, my sloth, my foul mouth and my overaggressive shit talking.
we can add one more thing – i am a complete baby when i’m sick. i actually have the least intense cold of all time, but it’s been over a year since i’ve felt sick at all and honestly, i just don’t feel like putting up with it. so i’m making everyone else suffer with me.