are u up on this?

i just got 3 wisdom teeth yanked out of my gums. but apparently my tooth extraction was too “routine” so i don’t even get the pain pills or milkshakes or anything else that comes with getting your wisdom teeth out. what a bummer. i was kind of looking forward to sitting around and watching mr. show all day in a goopey haze tomorrow. now it just looks like i’ll have to sit there, fully aware of my strugglin’ gums.

anyway, i thought i would be more swollen than i am, so i’m still a sexy m.f.. i will just think about this photo for a little while and watch the national news. that should do pretty well to put me into a coma.

you can also click through for some very entertaining vulgarity.

Yo man
What?
She came
Where?
There!
Oh!
In a word or 2 – its u I wanna do
No not cha body, yo mind u fool

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

Were all alone in a villa on the rivera
Thats in france on the south side
In case u cared
Out of all yo friends I wanna be the closest
Thats why I tell u things
So ull be the mostest
When it comes 2 life, 2 be this mans wife
U got 2 be well educated on the subject of fights
I mean prevention of
In other words – its r.e.a.l meaning of this thing called love
Are u up on this?
If so, then u can get up off hug and a kiss

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

We need 2 talk about things
Tell me what cha do, tell me what cha eat
I might cook 4 u
See it really dont matter cuz its all about me and u
Aint no one else around
Im even with the blindfold, gagged and bound
I dont mind
See this aint about sex
Its all about love being in charge of this life
And the next…
Why all the cosmic talk?
I just want u smarter than Ill ever be
When we take that walk

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker
Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

Horns stand please…

I like it, I like it

U seem perplexed I havent taken u yet
Cant u see Im harder than a man can get
I got wet dreams comin out of my ears
I get hard if the wind blows your cologne near me
But I can take it, cuz I want the whole nine
This aint about the body, its about the mind

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker
Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

Tommy barbarella in the house
Scrub the dishes

Come here tommy, yeah

Sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy

Levi, levi, fly

[ooh man, lets give em some more good shit]

I like it, I like it

Sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass

Guard your folks and get your daughter
(sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass)
The sexy motherfuckers so fine I could drink her bathwater
A long, leggy 58
(sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass)
Packing an ass as tight as a grape
I want to spit some game but I said to myself
Hmmm…just conversate (yeah!)
(sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass)
Cuz Im usually quite the calm one (come on!)
You never found me out prowling boy
Im just havin fun
(sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass)
But Im happy 2 change my state of mind for this behind
I bet that if you threw that ass into the air it would turn into sunshine

Sexy motherfucker
That would make shakin that ass
4 one sexy motherfucker shakin this place shakin that ass
Shakin that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass

U sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker

U sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker

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About apheckel

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5 Responses to are u up on this?

  1. heididiidid says:

    sexy mother fucker

  2. apheckel says:

    shakin that ass.

  3. charlotte says:

    what a bummer to not get any painkillers! one of my wisdom teeth is coming in and making my gums all gnarly, and i’m going to the dentist on friday for the first time in like 8 years, and i’m not looking forward to it.
    those lyrics are out of control.

  4. apheckel says:

    oh man, yeah it had been a WHILE since the last time i went to the dentist, so of course, all kinds of garbage was going on in there. i still have one tooth that needs to get sliced out of there, but now i’m 3/4 of the way done with all the stupid crap.

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