i finally found the perfect dress to wear all summer. it is my intention to wear it every day that i’m not at work. it is the latest step in my quest for ultimate predictability. and this morning i am, predictably, watching multiple episodes of ninja warrior and unbeatable banzuke (secretly the most dramatic shows on television) and taking awkward self portraits on the patio. these are the only two things i do when i’m home alone.
superglue gumshoe 
were you yearning to get a view of my blindingly white legs? well, happy to oblige.
you’re awesome.
i agree, you ARE awesome!!