i look extra lesbian today (read: boxy and monochrome) and i’m about to go to a women’s professional billiards match on my lunch break. oh yes. i am gunning for it.
hahaha, I love the pic 🙂
I feel it is important to remind you that you may soon be reduced to a gravitational singularity (due to no actual fault or desire on your part, but the desire of some smart ass physicists in Europe to define what exactly it is that imbues your monochrome self with mass). So…I say dyke it up while you still can (I know I will).
to carol: duane got some free tickets to the pro women’s billiards tournament in durham, so i hopped over there for some matches on my lunch break. it was boring, but there were a slew of lesbians there! there was one sitting behind us and her friend said to her at one point, “what is with you lesbians and your fruit-flavored gum?”
to ben: has the large hadron collider destroyed the earth yet? the answer may surprise you. and, as always, i’m glad the conversation always veers back to lesbianism with you. that must be something you’re into. you are so into lesbianism.
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