we did a thing saturday where we went to a few pre-halloween costume parties. i wore this because my bald cap hadn’t come in yet and i was pressed for time and ideas:
after we were through with house partying, we went to a bar where only approximately 20% of people got the joke. they were good at pointing out that, hahaha, topical humor, but i’m pretty sure everyone else just thought i just rolled in the bar looking jacked up with a black eye and that horrible backwards B. oh, also, i was wearing sweats. where is my trophy?
superglue gumshoe 
I wish I could knit a trophy with gold yarn spun from straw. You deserve it. Arsome!
Yeah, that’s an awesome costume.
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Oh, apheck…you got me, dude.
Also: sweats are horrifying enough as a stand alone.
My only hope is that they were also bleach stained and riddled with holes to up the fright factor.