ugly house update: update

behold spy-cam photo taken from conspicuously parked car in front of the ugly house, driver’s side door open, driver hanging out of the door sneaking poorly exposed and grainy photos:

left to right:  white single strand, light-up candy cane, colored single strand, drop-down garland (with flashing, light-up ball at the bottom), white icicle strand, burned-out white icicle strand, white icicle strand, drop-down garland (minus flashing, light-up ball), light-up candy cane, white single strand.   at the top of the stairs, there is occasionally a flashing orange light, just a single light that flashes.  osiris affectionately called it “the runway light.”

so, what i’ve learned about the owner/renovator of this house is threefold:

  1. terrible taste
  2. little to no regard for symmetry, details, quality or presentation
  3. actually no regard for what neighbors (and strangers [you guys]) think of him.

even further update: light-up christmas tree at the top of the stairs!  pictures to come.

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5 Responses to ugly house update: update

  1. carol says:

    heeheeheeeheeee… runway light.
    love it!

  2. apheckel says:

    you should come on by and see it in all its majesty!

  3. sarah carter says:

    in the dark, it totally looks like some crazy twins peaks house. imagine that house next to the log lady!

  4. Natalie says:

    Oh, ugly house…why can’t you get it right?

    Just this once…

  5. apheckel says:

    … because the ugly house makes its own decisions. it is similar to the fact that osiris wears nothing but overalls now.

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