behold spy-cam photo taken from conspicuously parked car in front of the ugly house, driver’s side door open, driver hanging out of the door sneaking poorly exposed and grainy photos:
left to right: white single strand, light-up candy cane, colored single strand, drop-down garland (with flashing, light-up ball at the bottom), white icicle strand, burned-out white icicle strand, white icicle strand, drop-down garland (minus flashing, light-up ball), light-up candy cane, white single strand. at the top of the stairs, there is occasionally a flashing orange light, just a single light that flashes. osiris affectionately called it “the runway light.”
so, what i’ve learned about the owner/renovator of this house is threefold:
- terrible taste
- little to no regard for symmetry, details, quality or presentation
- actually no regard for what neighbors (and strangers [you guys]) think of him.
even further update: light-up christmas tree at the top of the stairs! pictures to come.
superglue gumshoe 
heeheeheeeheeee… runway light.
love it!
you should come on by and see it in all its majesty!
in the dark, it totally looks like some crazy twins peaks house. imagine that house next to the log lady!
Oh, ugly house…why can’t you get it right?
Just this once…
… because the ugly house makes its own decisions. it is similar to the fact that osiris wears nothing but overalls now.