behold spy-cam photo taken from conspicuously parked car in front of the ugly house, driver’s side door open, driver hanging out of the door sneaking poorly exposed and grainy photos:
left to right: white single strand, light-up candy cane, colored single strand, drop-down garland (with flashing, light-up ball at the bottom), white icicle strand, burned-out white icicle strand, white icicle strand, drop-down garland (minus flashing, light-up ball), light-up candy cane, white single strand. at the top of the stairs, there is occasionally a flashing orange light, just a single light that flashes. osiris affectionately called it “the runway light.”
so, what i’ve learned about the owner/renovator of this house is threefold:
- terrible taste
- little to no regard for symmetry, details, quality or presentation
- actually no regard for what neighbors (and strangers [you guys]) think of him.
even further update: light-up christmas tree at the top of the stairs! pictures to come.