osiris is silly. this morning he was riffing off of a scene of a tv show (the principal’s office) he heard about from a coworker, wherein a high school student is late to school because he “likes to make gourmet breakfastes.” i was trying to find that clip of that show on the internet, but i couldn’t. it’s just as well, because i don’t think it’s possible the actual clip could’ve been as entertaining as osiris listing off the types of foods he likes to make before he could possibly make it to school. did you know they make all sorts of cheeses from all different countries?
then, he bought me these spectacular earrings as well as some shark earrings. really.