Maybe I’m a sucker, but how could I resist?
These Cheetos are the size of giant gum balls! And they are actually the texture of Sweetgum balls. Thankfully there are only 5 in a pack because I don’t know if I’d be able to eat more of them without my tongue bleeding. Am I a wimp? Yeah, probably, or maybe I just don’t love Cheetos enough. I’d say I love Cheetos about as much as the average person loves Cheetos. I think they taste okay but are certainly not necessary.
superglue gumshoe 
Yes, I want to eat Chester Cheeto’s testicles. Because, really, that’s what they are.
If that is the case, then Chester needs to consider exfoliating.
Right before I bought a pack of these, I loudly wondered “who in fucking hell would ever buy these?” Then the cashier at the 7-11 felt up the bag to make sure there was one for every person at the ANTM viewing I was heading to. We ate them with a delightful shiraz.