Do you want to hear all of the details of my cold? No? Alright then.
Instead I will tell you that I had a great time in DC with Farah, Erich, Doug and all accompanying people. I made good parking and transportation decisions and brilliant skittles vodka decisions. I used the gay man wrapping paper for part of Farah’s birthday gift and it turned into a real party favor. I missed out on Chapel Hill downtown Final Four action, but I’m not a big fan of jumping over fires, so it’s just as well that I was absent. I was here to watch us win the title (woop woop) but I’d spent the whole second half of the game coughing and just wanted to go to bed and so didn’t participate in that celebration either.