Things I love tonight:
- How short Katt Williams is
- How short the new models on ANTM are and sub-list:
- The fact that there is fantasy Top Model competition and that I didn’t know about it until this year.
- The recaps on fourfour.
- Stripping all the nail polish off of my toes, clipping the nails and lotioning up my feet.
- The makeshift ace bandage I made for my aching wrist out of a blue polka-dotted scarf.
- My working staycation.
- Hating on the word “staycation.”
- New electronic music.
- Hating on bad television commercials. How is giving a hotel to your little brother in a game of Monopoly a sign of growing up? It’s not! It’s a sign of being a really terrible Monopoly player! As generally bleeding as my heart is in real life, it can get really cold around the board game table.
- My long, lush, luxurious hair.
superglue gumshoe 
I created my Fantasy ANTM Team (for you, girl!), though I’m not too confident about it. I really loved Sundai until they gave her that stupid makeover and she bombed her first photo shoot.
I also love the recaps on fourfour, and I once read through the every single recap from every season he ever did. It was a great time in my life. When I watched the premiere of this season, I kept thinking about the gifs he must have made.
i would like to point out that you can’t actually just give a hotel away in monopoly. the game don’t work that way! yes, i got very mad when i saw that, too!