My big brother Erich is graduating with his Master’s in Secondary Education this weekend. It’s going to be a party! And because he’s a big brave adventurer, he wants to teach high school in DC public schools. I mean, DC can do what it wants, but would you trust this dude to teach your kids English literature?
Whatever. You can’t really judge someone by a picture that was taken, like, a month ago. But you know what I mean! To be real for a minute, though, I’m a proud sister and I know he’ll do a great job with some kids who seriously need awesome teachers. But that doesn’t mean that he’s not still a fartbreath who has farts for breath.
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