I’m going to DC this weekend to visit with my boo and my bro. We’re doing a bunch of DC shit and I anticipate fun.
In the meantime, in human garbage news, Bridalplasty is a show that is going to be on basic cable television, in case you’re interested in watching people’s lives get ruined. I don’t have very many good ideas, but I’m pretty sure that if I were a television executive at E! I could’ve convinced someone that this is not smart. It makes me want to cry. The only way this will work is if it’s just a Women’s Studies dissertation experiment and they’re not actually going to be giving brides extensive plastic surgery to “reveal” to their grooms on their wedding day, right? They’re just going to secretly send them to counseling, right? The whole thing just makes me physically ill and mentally exhausted.