i signed up to participate in this study, which is looking at the effects of people’s television and movie viewing habits on their expectations of what a good relationship should look like. maybe the fact that i love watching seinfeld and it’s always sunny in philadelphia has something to do with my selfish, petty, narcissistic, snide, cold-hearted and socially retarded side.
i’m just kidding. the only tv shows that manifest themselves in my relationships are pushing daisies and boston legal. i am at least an hour-long dramedy with snappy dialogue and flawed but likable characters.
superglue gumshoe 
oh, also heroes, because i am still electric.