do you need a new home, kevin lin?
how about you, kylie?
not that i have a specific interest in tiny asian computer nerds. in fact, i have a specific disinterest in being a primary caregiver to anyone or thing, so maybe they would like to be my little siblings in the big brother/big sister program. i could be their nerd-loving mentor, fostering a deep, lifelong love of nerds (and nerd culture). oh god.