i discovered another flavor of 5 gum that slipped under the radar with the shipment of cobalt we got last week. it’s berry flavored, and basically tastes like sucrets, with the usual aspartame aftertaste. completely disgusting, if you needed that translated. oh, and it’s called elixir, which is another complete turn-off.
then, when i got home, i realized that lyle had bought a small treat. sunkist strawberry! i remember drinking a can of sunkist strawberry (or maybe it was out of a two-liter) when i was a kid at a pool party where i may or may not have drowned slightly. i don’t have much of a memory other than being in the deep end and being scared and then being out of the pool, and sunkist strawberry, but i’m taking the lack of distinct memory as further evidence of drowning.
anyway, naturally, i cracked open a can and mixed it with organic vodka from the mid-west.